October is here!

wow! Hurray! October of 2008 is here and i am happy for October!
So what is happening?

A lot of things, where to begin, lets see.
I am following American elections and there is more masala in this election than all David Dhawan movies put together. But the true beauty of election has been following it on the Daily shows - Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and to some extent David Letterman. 24x7 news channels will show/say/describe anything and everything and they all (and i am not joking here) are trying to be the AAJ Tak of American Television or even worse. Jon Stewart's satire on these shows comes as a perfect comedy for people like me (and there are many like me). Colbert in his typical anti style sometimes goes over the line but overall he is also good. But Stewart and his f***ing best political news team is really awesome to watch.
Colbert starts every episode with a arbit line and some of my fav are:
"Are those your brains on the floor, or did I just blow your mind?"

The Truth shall set you free! Unless you killed somebody. In which case, tell the cops they were breathing when you left the room. This Is the Colbert Report!

In case of fire, remain in your seats till im out of the building. This Is the Colbert Report!

[More: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Colbert_Report]
So, in this month of October, i, Arvind Batra, will come up with try to come up with such idiotic lines. I had couple in my mind but when it comes to writing, i can not remember. But here are some:

If only i can remember what i thought then i can think to remember
what i thought

If history has taught us anything, then it is that it will repeat itself and teach us again. So we can let this lecture pass this time.

If after laughter comes tears then cut onions instead of laughing.

A mathematician can be a ruler if only if he is wooden and breaks on bending.